Megan declared : We got a new teacher at school today, Mum.Me : Oh yeah? Is that Mrs Smith?Megan : Yes. How did you know?Me : Mum's know everything! (I read the newsletter that Megan's regular teacher went into hospital for a hysterectomy and won't be back this term). Is she nice?Megan : Yes, but she's old.Me : As old as mummy?Megan: No way!!Geezo! How to make Mum feel over-the-hill and totally unsexy in one easy step by 7 year old Megan.
