Thanx to Lost in Idaho for this brilliant award! What more could I want? Being the powerful, dominant one and to be worshiped like a Goddess. How appropriate!And now the part that I hate.The Rules.
The rules for this award are as follows:
- List 3 things you would change with the world, if you were in charge (which, now, you are)
- Pass this award out to others who deserve world domination, and
- Tell them they're in charge now.
Not that I'm qualified to change the world, but I will impose my will on others and have you bow down to me and quiver like the worms you are. Okay, I maybe getting carried away with this power but seeing as I'm Overlord for the day, I'll slip into character. Just remember that the three I pass it on to SHALL obey The Daft Scots Overlord, otherwise serious punishment will be obligatory and be swiftly enforced.
Rule #1: To show you Plonkers there is no set path to life. There is no such thing as fate or destiny. You create your own life! If everyone took more responsibility for their own choices and actions, there would be a lot more happy people, striving and ultimately achieving their goals. There would be a lot more people putting more thought into their choices. More of those choices would be made towards success and amibition. We can't leave it up to fate. There is no such thing.
Rule #2: Stop our country, well government actually, from financing other country's Fuck ups. Our government should stop worrying so much about the rest of the world's problems and the shit they are going through. We have plenty of our own troubles internally that we can focus on. If government stopped worry so much about the rest of the world we would be able to spend more time and finances on our country's many problems. Crime, poverty, rape, corruption, HIV/AIDS, electricity crisis, regulation burdens.
Rule #3: Better paid Teachers, Nurses and Policemen. These public service jobs are drastically underpaid and yet they have the most important jobs. We put our children's education in Teacher's hands every day to pave each stepping stone towards their future. We put our families in the Nurse's hands to care for our ill and injured. They save lives daily and the doctors get all the glory. Policeman put their lives in danger daily to allow us to have safe and peaceful neighbourhood.Pay them what they fucking deserve! Stop our overpaid cabinet members who sit on their fat arses and talk shite and make empty promises. They very rarely carry out what they blab about anyway. Shut the fuck up you lazy, stupid Fuckers and hand over your cash and the keys to your german luxury cars to the people who do the REAL work.
Now I get to pass on the Overlord Award to three other deserving leaders who could change the world and kick proverbial ARSE!Kelley at Magneto Bold TooDavid at Brits in the USAMake Daddy a SammichEnjoy being Overlord for a day!
